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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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