I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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