Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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