ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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