what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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