I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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