Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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