called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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