Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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