I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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