Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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