i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we're blogging at a bar
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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