There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize
