oh god the rape fog is back!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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