so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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