Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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