so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
is it fun? or sober?
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