I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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