The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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