That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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