whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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