wat bout pragnant strippers??
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
