Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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