What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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