I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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