They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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