So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
