I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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