I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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