I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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