i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
This is my gift to your gina
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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