you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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