I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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