His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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