Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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