when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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