I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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