it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Dick very happy bro
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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