Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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