Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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