Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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