went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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