Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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