One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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