I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
