they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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