Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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