question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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