come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Randomize