Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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