i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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