if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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