im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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