Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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