This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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